Accessorizing for Fantasy Football

I've been involved with fantasy football for 17 years. That's all the way back to Emmitt Smith's rookie debut and the collapse of the Soviet Union (any link between these events remains unproven). It's fun, it's a good excuse to hang out with or talk to my buddies, and if things go well it can even be lucrative. But for all my enjoyment of the game, I like to believe that I've maintained a certain base level of dignity.

Now here's the item for those who are ready anoint themselves (or be anointed) both champion of their league and Lord of the Losers: Fantasy Football Championship Rings.

I can understand a professional athlete wanting to wear their championship ring while signing autographs, being inducted into the Hall of Fame, or attending family events with relatives you'd like to show up, but anyone slipping this baby on better be doing so with a profound sense of irony. Whether you're sporting the $100 Signet base model or the $300 Franchise IV (also available with diamond upgrade), I'd love to be there on that blind-date your mother set up when your dinner companion chokes on her salad as you explain where you got it. Or while you attempt to justify to her fleeing back just why there's nothing strange about you wearing it.

Just like the pros [CNN.com]

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