A Life With No Star...And Not Much Jones Either

Ok. This has nothing to do with gambling. But some stories are so impactful, so representative of the human condition, so meaningful to the collective global psyche that they transcend topical boundaries and must be reported through as many different media as possible.

Star Jones Reynolds is leaving "The View."

In terms of causes of suffering, this ranks right up there with the Spanish Inquisition and the Fall of the Berlin Wall (while the symbolic end of Communism was a actually a cause for great celebration, three former East German revellers drank too much Dunkel and accidentally knocked some loose brinks onto an itinerant labourer named Heinrich, thereby breaking his foot and causing all kinds of misery).

In terms of overall impact on the entertainment industry, the shockwaves rival the invention of the television and the decision to make Mr.T's catch-phrase "I pity the fool", rather than the initial writers' suggestion of "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Hannibal?"

In terms of me pretending that I care deeply about something that couldn't possibly have any less meaning for me, this is superseded only by the ingredient list for hot dogs and by any obligatory work training course whose description contains either the word "empowerment" or "excellence".

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